“we need to be able to blaze other peoples posts” you can its called seeing a post and reblogging it with the tags ‘posts that have 10k. to me.’ so that the op can screenshot and go 'dont do this to me’ and when you look it has 9k notes already
spinning in a circle sweating and shaking ready to shoot anything else that even twitches on this post
Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care
say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’
like fr fr
Man, I kinda wanna be like Silence Brand! but unfortunately “Yascar” is like really, really funny
remembering when child me was taught the word “neuter” at the age of 5 or so and had to be Talked to because when my brothers made me mad I would yell “I’m going to get you neutered!”
(Id been told that our dog at the time had to go to the vet to be neutered so that he wouldn’t be aggressive/mean and would behave better)
Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.
